Just had a few things weighing on my mind for which I don't have answers, so I thought I'd put them out there:
1. Why do communications offices continually seem to have the most communications problems?
2. How did all of my clothes end up with holes in them at exactly the same time?
3. If something delicious gives you a violent case of the poops, is it wrong to eat leftovers the next day like nothing ever happened?
4. Why does my Dish receiver keep freaking out and changing to the Lifetime network?
5. Do all chicks come with that same stress frequency in their voice that makes you feel like you've just been tasered the second they start speaking?
6. When I am unable/unwilling to pay a bill, is it realistic to assume that I will pay that bill if the amount owed is continually increased?
7. What does arthritis feel like?
8. Do I have arthritis?
9. Is there a study available comparing the productivity and sanity of cubicle workers to prison inmates in solitary confinement?
10. If I were to fly off the handle and kill someone after hearing the 10th Nickleback song of the day, would any jury in the nation convict me?
That is all. Have a swell day.
-Lightning
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1. Why do communications offices continually seem to have the most communications problems?
ReplyDelete- Same reason common sense is the least common of senses
2. How did all of my clothes end up with holes in them at exactly the same time?
- Well, that's what happens when you have a big christmas one year and then don't purchase/receive more clothes for the 2-3 years following
3. If something delicious gives you a violent case of the poops, is it wrong to eat leftovers the next day like nothing ever happened?
- I think it shows your ability to forgive and forget... i think that a virtue...
4. Why does my Dish receiver keep freaking out and changing to the Lifetime network?
- It thinks you're gay
5. Do all chicks come with that same stress frequency in their voice that makes you feel like you've just been tasered the second they start speaking?
- Yes. Some come with a upgraded noise feature that makes you believe it would be smarter to rip/chop your ears off over listening to them. Just ask Van Gogh.
6. When I am unable/unwilling to pay a bill, is it realistic to assume that I will pay that bill if the amount owed is continually increased?
- No.
7. What does arthritis feel like?
- Well, those commercials say extra strength advil makes for no pain... so it probably doesn't hurt at all in the first place.
8. Do I have arthritis?
- Maybe, I read somewhere it doesn't hurt at all in the first place... wait...
9. Is there a study available comparing the productivity and sanity of cubicle workers to prison inmates in solitary confinement?
- Yes, Inmates won.
10. If I were to fly off the handle and kill someone after hearing the 10th Nickleback song of the day, would any jury in the nation convict me?
- I would like to believe that most juries would not only let you off, but find Nickelback to be guilty on all accounts/charges
Well, I hope I helped a little :)